Mike is given the part of the leading man in the school play that he only auditioned for because he liked the girl auditioning for the leading girl. While he really enjoys rehearsing the kissing scene with the girl, he starts to worry that he will make a fool out of himself when he finds out that there will be about a thousand people watching and he hasn't yet memorized his lines.
- Andrew Koenig as Boner
- Bill Kirchenbauer as Coach Graham Lubbock
- Evan Arnold as Richie
- Rachel Jacobs as Shelley
- Lisa Capps as Debbie
- Christa Denton as Monica Shackleford
- Ahmet Zappa as Barry