Mike is currently fascinated by a snooty, artsy-crafty girl named Juliet. Anxious is he to impress Juliet that he lies about his family, fabricating stories about their various "artistic" pursuits. But things don't reach the crisis stage until Mike chooses to go on a date with Juliet rather than join the other Seavers in a bowling match against their neighbors, the Koosmans.
- April Lerman as Juliet Van Druten
- Larry Poindexter as Andre
- Artur Cybulski as Fabrizzio
- Mary Betten as Teacher (Miss Jeffress)
- unknown as Performance artist